Why is running errands in 20 degree weather so much harder than when it’s warm outside? It’s not like the number of things on the to-do list changes… It hurts to think when I’m this cold. I was wearing no less than 5 layers of clothes and still freezing my behind off. It makes no kinda sense. And even though I was being productive in theory, at the end of the day when I finally dragged my tired, numb butt into my apartment only to discover the 150+ emails waiting in the inbox, I felt like I haven’t done a damn thing worth taking about. SIGH. I need an personal assistant. Pronto.

Now I know that everybody thinks that their godchild is special. But for the record, I KNOW that my John Junior is beyond special. Matter of fact, I’m scared of this child. Every time I turn around he amazes me… Case in point, today- I’m talking to his mother about what’s new and improved in my little jelly bean’s world (Yes, that’s what I call him).
Here’s how our convo went:

Mitzi: So how is JJ doing in school?
KD: “Things are great. JJ had his first parent teacher conference… the pychologist had to explain to his teachers why JJ is the only child that goes to the quiet box and stands on his head.”
Mitzi:“Um KD… why is my godson standing on his head when he gets sent to the quiet box a good thing!?!?”
KD: “Because that’s the way adults tone it down in yoga. And your godson was just showing the teacher that he is trying to pull himself together.”

Tone it down? Yoga? Who is this little boy with the craziest smile ever?
Come on, I double dog dare you to try and beat that.