Mitzi Moments

Mitzi Moments

assed out in the most literal sense…

By on October 19, 2010 in end of days, going to hell in a handbasket, it's not a game out there, made for the maury show, tagging out

Wow. Just, Wow…

Apparently a top Canadian Commander (who frequently piloted planes for top political figures and dignitaries, including Queen Elizabeth II) just plead guilty to rape, murder and stealing HUNDREDS of pairs of women’s underwear (mainly from adolescents & teens) during string of home invasion break-ins.

According to the NYT, 47 year-old Col. David Russell Williams, started the 2-year spree by simply breaking into his neighbors homes and stealing panties from the women AND children while the residents weren’t home. But then, he progressed to assaulting the women while they were home.

First last September, he broke into the homes of two women near the air base where he was in command, forced them to strip, blindfolded and photographed them. A month later, he broke into the home of Cpl. Marie-France Comeau, an air force flight attendant based who had flown with him. The police said she died after being beaten and having her mouth and nose sealed with tape. Finally in late January, the second woman, Jessica Lloyd, 27, was reported missing. Her body was found Feb. 8.

Seriously? There are too many sick and twisted little details for me to even begin to get into. You should definitely read the entire breakdown HERE. But in the meantime, some of my most fave highlights include:

-he kept METICULOUS photographic records of all the break-ins, thefts and assaults which captions and all.
-he masturbated on a neighbor’s daughter’s bed
-he took pictures of himself- sexually aroused or masturbating- while wearing the stolen panties
-he stole 87 pairs of undies from the same high school girl in a single break-in
-this nutjob is MARRIED and living with his wife the entire time

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So err-um, guess who’s NOT moving to Canada??

*both hands shoot up high in the air*

lets all send one up…

By on October 18, 2010 in it takes a village, keep hope alive, using our powers for good

So I was totally going to use this post to go IN on the certified dumbass park rangers in Washington’s Olympic National Park that encouraged the teasing and ABUSE of a mountain goat until the animal couldn’t take it anymore. And ultimately, the it retaliated by GORING a innocent hiker (who had nothing to do with the years of throwing bean bags at the wild animal) to death.


But instead, I’m going to use all my energy to pray for Rutgers University defensive tackle Eric LeGrand.

This past Saturday, the 20 year-old got hit during a routine play in the game against Army and suffered an injury to the C-3 and C-4 level of his spine. He has been paralyzed from the neck down ever since. While doctors are still not sure if it’s bruise or a complete break, the recovery from this is going to be long and challenging.

I shudder to imagine the terror that this promising young man and his family are experiencing at this very moment.

May God hear all our prayers for his speedy return to health.

co-signing on this one…

By on October 15, 2010 in it takes a village, Mitzi- all day every day, using our powers for good

Well alrighty then. Looks like all the single moms have a new pint-sized champion. And you know what, I am not so mad. This video is super cute and the message is waaaay overdue.

Although, I have to say it’s kinda pathetic that it takes a fourteen year-old rapper to make it clear to grown ass men that it’s not appropriate to harass and cat call women (ever) but especially in front of their children.

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Get it Astronomical Kid.
*Now if we could just get a song for the pregnant ladies getting catcalls…*

my money is on the back-hand…

By on October 13, 2010 in end of days, going to hell in a handbasket, it takes a village, made for the maury show, tagging out, too old for the road, why we as a people can't get ahead

Okay, so you know I’m like totally obsessed with this whole Chilean miner rescue situation, right?


Cause the lord knows that I can barely make it through twenty minutes in an MRI machine without having a claustrophobia induced panic attack, let alone 69 freaking days in a dark hole with no bathroom.

DEAD FISH EYES

Oh and, thanks to my Twitter fam @looseneck I’m really, really on pins and needles waiting on the rescue of the trifling miner who’s wife discovered his affair when she met his mistress of several YEARS at a vigil by the collapsed mine. Talking about, “she heard another woman calling out his name.”

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I mean, can you even believe the audacity of this bish? Not only is she in an international forum laying claims to a married man but then she got the nerve to be out there carrying on and screaming louder than his damn wife?

When I tell you, 2010 is the year of the jump off?

And wait on it, here’s the BEST part: Apparently neither woman is backing down. Both the wife and the mistress have publicly vowed to remain on site and wait for him to be brought to the surface. And then he’ll have to choose. On international television.

*faints, regains consciousness and reaches for the popcorn*

Mark my words, SOMEBODY is getting their face smacked in on CNN before this is over.

so on it…

By on October 11, 2010 in it takes a village, keep hope alive, using our powers for good

Aww, this promo commercial is too freaking adorable.


*happy sigh*

I love Sesame Street, especially poor hapless Grover. He’s like the best blue monster EVER.

You know, kinda makes me wish I had a child of my very own to share this with… sorta. Okay no, not really. But I do think this video is as heartwarming as warm chocolate chip cookies. And that’s saying a lot coming from my greedy behind.

Anyhoo, enjoy.

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