Wait a minute, why is Mayor Bloomberg so freakin’ GANGSTA??
Wait a minute, why is Mayor Bloomberg so freakin’ GANGSTA??
In most cases, there’s nothing funny about police brutality. Like, at all. But you know my motto- every day is a new opportunity to take it to the next level. Peep game:
Okay, you know what? I’m gonna need folks to turn off the Law & Order marathons and step away from the TNT.
Okay, real talk? I think my breasts are shrinking!
Goodness this weather is blowing me. I swear, repeatedly waking up to gray skies puts me in the foulest mood. I don’t want to go nowhere, do nothing, talk to nobody, it’s awful.
Dayum, Craiglist just can’t catch a break!!
In yet another example of how close we are to the end of days, why was a U.S. Marine Corps Recruiter arrested for pimping out a 14 year-old to potential enlistment recruits??
Um, I’ll tell you where yours truly WON’T be going on vacation any time soon- Phoenix, AZ. Uh-huh, no thank you. Not as long as the city is averaging ONE KIDNAPPING A DAY. Shiiiiiit. Can you imagine?
Soooo… how messy do we think Nas and Kelis’s divorce proceeding is going to be? ‘Cause not for nothing, homegirl is seven months pregnant. And whatever under the sun, made her drag her milkshake to the LA County Clerk and file the papers must be SOME SHIZZ-NIT- ya heard?