Slow news days… that is unless you want to discuss Michael Vick coming off of house arrest or that Chris Brown’s bodyguard is allegedly selling his sneakers on Twitter. Yeah, me neither.
Slow news days… that is unless you want to discuss Michael Vick coming off of house arrest or that Chris Brown’s bodyguard is allegedly selling his sneakers on Twitter. Yeah, me neither.
I so love reading about President Obama making power moves… first and foremost pushing forward on the much-needed health care reform and then reversing an ignorant ass George Bush policy that argued severely battered and sexually abused foreign women couldn’t meet the standards of American asylum law.* Sigh.
When I first sat down to write, my knee jerk reaction was to discuss how much I enjoyed yesterday afternoon’s MJ Tribute. Like seriously, I think I cried for at least two hours straight. Especially when J-Hud and her 8-month pregnant self murdered ‘Will You Be There.’ But since my out-of-wack hormones are a personal issue and you can read detailed coverage damn near any and everywhere, I figure we’ll move on.
I just looked at all the sandals sitting in my closet and had to shake my head. I really, really don’t like rainy days in the summer time a.k.a the open-toe killers.
Slow news day… Which inevitable leads me to fall back on old poll questions. Here’s one that I’ve been meaning to discuss for a minute: Do you need to be held by your partner after sex?
Unless there’s a really good reason, I’ve never been one of those people who cuts off an ex after the romantic aspect of the relation ship fizzles out. Call me crazy but the way I see it is- why throw the baby out with the bath water? Clearly there was something about the person that I liked to begin with if we ended up sleeping together. So why stop speaking just cause we’re not meant to be.
How excited are we that the FDA is making the morning after pill available to 17 year-olds sans parental consent? Can we say, one less after school special? I know that Obama is busy saving the free world all day everyday but its the little stuff, like the overturning of this ridiculous rule that makes me heart the hell out of that man. Okay?
Sometimes I worry that folks really don’t appreciate how much skill it takes to be a proficient procrastinator. Mmm-hmm, say it with me- proficient procrastinator. You know, as in having the ability to look extremely busy while accomplishing absolutely nothing of consequence.
Probably the only good thing about Spring’s reluctant return is that it’s given us a couple more weeks before open-toe season begins. While the Lord knows how excited I am to chuck those heavy ass Gortex snow boots to the back of my closet, mama’s monthly budget is so not looking forward to the weekly cost of the mandatory mani/ pedi. Okay?
Good lord its a slow news days…