Turns out, homeboy is dating a 20 year-old college junior. And wait on it… she’s really cute.
Now you know, at first I was like WTF?? Why in the world would a junior in college (who could clearly date men her age AND older) want to date was a damn junior in HIGH SCHOOL? I don’t care how freakin’ cute he is… It made no sense. I was so confused.
But that was Saturday night, before I saw the above picture of Puff’s son Justin chilling at the pool.
*blank stare with 3 looong blinks*
And for a hot second, I remembered all the energy that excited 16 years-old boys inherently have… Um, yeah. Can you say instant clarity?
Now, I’m not saying it’s right or that I would EVER, EVER,EVER get down like that… at 34. But real talk, if 16 year-old boys had looked anywhere NEAR this developed back in the day, it might’ve been a different story.
Charge it to the game.