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Oh JESUS, what in the holy hell happened to Sammy Sosa???


In my humble estimation- The former ‘roided out Chicago ballplayer showed up on the Latin Grammy red carpet looking like someone took a potato peeler to his epidermis and left this grotesque living human carcass behind. Talking about, he recently underwent a skin rejuvenation procedure… Yeah, right.

If you believe that crock of crap, I’ve got a luxury condo on the corner of crack and murder that I want to sell you for the low, low price of $1,000,000,000,000.

But seriously, beyond this obvious attempt to morph into a bloated Marc Anthony, can someone, ANYONE please explain the throwback ‘hazel green’ contacts or greasy wave nuevo? Lookin’ like a cross between Lil’ Kim’s long-lost brother and P. Diddy circa 1993… *Dead Fish Eyes*

It’s so tragic when folks clearly hate themselves.
Comments ( 6 )
  • Marissa says:

    Yeah I saw this pic last week. Isn't it so sad. Obviously bleaching his skin something tuff… and straightening his hair, and the eyes… So sad how people just want to be anything but black!

  • Candice Frederick says:

    lol, omg you said it sista. i'd just like to add: why? oh why Sammy did you do this? hot mess

  • always4evamoi says:

    *rubbing temples and shaking head*<br />i don&#39;t understand why people do these things to themselves….honestly…like THAT looks better!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    I pray he doesn&#39;t get as &quot;light&quot; as Michael Jackson, that&#39;s scary!!!

  • Anonymous says:

    Saddest part? He thought he looked good and probably thought others would think so too. Saddest part/part II? A lot of other misguided souls think he looks just great.

  • Anonymous says:

    to what you wrote, though i see what you see, digging beneath the skin, and behind the eyes, what i feel/see/understand is the torment of this person who really doesn&#39;t love himself. a self loathing (looking at the man in the mirror syndrome as suggested by the comment you made regaring mj&#39;s transformation). however to what end does one feel the need to go to make comments about someone.

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