Mitzi Moments

Mitzi Moments

slow news day…

By on September 16, 2009 in end of days, pocket full of dirty tissue

Wow, remember Monifah?  What ever happened to her? Just another casualty of the 90s black lipliner, leather catsuit and remix era, huh? Damn.  You gotta hate it when that happens…


I wonder if we’ll soon be saying the same thing about Maya and Amerie.  Oh wait, we’re already saying it. Oh well.

I really should be sleep…

By on September 14, 2009 in Mitzi- all day every day

So I’m watching LeBron James pub his new book, Shooting Stars on The Jon Stewart Show and for the first time, I noticed that LeBron has a seriously receding hairline.  Oh uh-uh, that’s not cute at all.  He’s waay to young for that…  Five years from now, he’s gonna look like an over grown grandpa.  Boo. Granted, not that many of us are ever going to see the top of his head cause dude is what, 6’7? But still. 


I sure hope his head doesn’t have any of those weird folds or bumps… Yikes.

the carpet leads directly to a gym…

By on September 14, 2009 in it ain't easy, Mitzi- all day every day, too old for the road, why we as a people can't get ahead


There’s nothing like the morning after a music awards show; always so much drama and confusion to discuss. 


We should probably start with Kanye’s outburst…  But honestly, there’s so little to say.  If it wasn’t before; it’s now confirmed- dude has the social skills of a freaking 5 year-old. You appreciate him the most when you only have to deal with him for short periods of time.  Anything more and he becomes exhausting and in need of a good backhand. No offense. 

And I’m curious, what did you really think about the MJ tribute???  I mean, we ALWAYS love the dancers but real talk, weren’t you hoping Janet would’ve done just a little bit more? I’m just saying. 

But then again, who had time to miss Miss Jackson with all of Lady Gaga’s constant costume changes? Mmm-hmm, Ca-RAZY.  But quietly, I LOVED every moment of it it. Oh and puh-lease don’t even front like, her performance of ‘Paparazzi’ wasn’t one of the most memorable of the entire night (um, note to Kid Cudi?  I’m gonna need you to do a little better next time. Thank you very much.). 

I must say, after that ‘Ava Maria’ foolishness at the BET Awards, I was happy ya girl Bey pulled it together with the flawless performance of  ‘Single Ladies’. No to mention, how thoughtful inviting Taylor Swift back to the stage seemed (even if it was staged). 

All in all, I wasn’t mad at the show. Nope, sure was not. Now the size of Alicia Keys’ knees?  Err-um, that’s another story. But I guess we can’t have everything, right?

don’t let the cute face fool ya…

By on September 11, 2009 in end of days, i'm not ready to be a grandmother, stressed the hell out, why we as a people can't get ahead

Looks like the United States isn’t the only country where grown folks are wildin’ out on out of control little kids…


Apparently, a couple in England went to dinner at a newly opened Mexican restaurant with their somewhat “outspoken” 2-year old (READ: unruly mini tyrant whom probably deserved a quick pinch under the table).  When their beloved lil’ Molly started to get antsy and fuss (at the top of her lungs, I’m sure) about the service being too slow, the waiter took it a tad personal.  Umm-huh… 

Now I know what you’re probably thinking: ‘Eeewa! He put something in the baby’s food!’ But no, homeboy wasn’t nearly as passive aggressive.  Instead, he kept it 100% live, and listed a line item charge for the  “little f**ker on the bill!  Can you stand it?? 

Jesus take the wheel… cause I can’t.

d-list certified…

By on September 11, 2009 in i'm not ready to be a grandmother, made for the maury show, work it white girl

Hate her or love her, comedienne Kathy Griffin can’t lose. I swear, this clip of her spoofing Kate Gosselin a.k.a the current Queen of Gossip Rag Exploitation is priceless.


What you know about the dead-on reverse mullet wig? Or giving your clearly Mexican looking children the tears of fame to drink? Oh and for the record, I die for the surgery scars!

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