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i wanna do-over…

By on October 11, 2010 in Mitzi- all day every day, pocket full of dirty tissue

Funny, I was just watching Lupe Fiasco’s ‘I’m Beamin’ video on YouTube & wondering when in the music-business-red-tape-hell his label was going to put out his next album. And then, VOILA! Lupe and Pharrell are featured on Kanye’s latest weekly release, ‘Don’t Stop‘.


Now, that’s the good news of the day.

The bad news?

Um yeah, I don’t like this single. At. All.

Mind you, before anyone jumps down my throat- I’ve listened to it three times already. So please believe, it’s not that I didn’t TRY to enjoy. But at the end of the day, I just wasn’t impressed. Sure, speeding up the song tempo makes for an interesting change of pace. But, in my humble opinion being different doesn’t always make for good listening material.

And this song is a pain-in-the-butt to listen to.

No offense.

got my fireproof panties on…

By on October 8, 2010 in end of days, it takes a village, made for the maury show, why we as a people can't get ahead

Slow Friday for the sensational news… that is unless you count lame ass Chingy trying to refute the SECOND set of claims that he’s knowingly had sex with a transsexual. Exactly.


Personally, I’m already too tapped out from the three hours I just spent on the phone with New York State Government trying to correct a commuter tax payment error (their fault as usual) to even bother to comment. Negro if you like girls w boy parts, that’s your business. Stop apologizing for who you are.
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Hopefully, things will pick up over the weekend. Or not. Nothing wrong with a nice quiet weekend every once in a while…

In the meantime, feel free to get a little laugh out of this photo. Cause you know I did.

i don’t have the eye or stomach for it…

By on October 6, 2010 in cuteness kills, desperate cry for help, i die, work it white girl

When it comes to careers, I firmly believe everyone should take the time to figure out what they love and more importantly, what they do well. And then, once you have that info- MAKE IT HAPPEN.


Cause there is nothing worse than spending a lifetime toiling away at something you don’t give 2 shits about or worse, SUCK at.

Case in point: this photo from the Chloe Spring Summer 2011 runway shoe.

Now, I am willing to bet my LAST dollar that many naturally gifted fashionistas and stylists around the world are SWOONING over this overpriced piece of leather and plastic sewn together somewhere behind God’s back in China. Mmm-hmm… I can just hear the high-pitched squeals now.

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I, on the other hand, am so distracted by the mangled toes on the model wearing said shoe, that I can’t even utter a word. Let alone imagine myself wearing it. Chunky, golden plated kitten heel and all.

*sucks back of the teeth LOUDLY*

I mean seriously, who beat this poor girl’s toes to a pulp like this? And with all the make-up artists on hand backstage, the best they could come up with was to throw some clear polish on them Fred Flinestone nails? As opposed to, I don’t know, some damn cover-up?

Uuugh.

Like I said, everything ain’t for everyone.

peta shld be more worried abt this than my full-length…

By on October 5, 2010 in end of days, going to hell in a handbasket, it's not a game out there, keep hope alive, tagging out

OMG, OMG, Oh My F’KING God!!! This video is crazy. I am so going to have nightmares for days behind this nonsense. Real talk, I can’t even breath I’m so freaked out.

How the hell did this fool sit there and tape this attack? And he was there with his children? Are you freaking KIDDING me??? Please believe that I would’ve been snatched up my kid and hit the bricks from the moment I saw blood being drawn on the first bite.

Those poor men. I am literally shaking right now.

When I tell you that my kids are NEVER going to step foot anywhere near a damn one-ring circus in LIFE?!?!?!


Lord have mercy… I wonder what the trainers did behind the scenes to those lions that angered them to that point. SMDH.
*makes a sign of the cross with the right as I reach for a sedative with my left*

black done cracked…

By on October 5, 2010 in cuteness kills, Mitzi- all day every day, pocket full of dirty tissue

Well goddamn, what in the accelerated aging process happened to Craig David??


Last time I looked he was this young British upstart with penchant for knit ski caps and EXTREMELY well groomed eyebrows boppin’ around to his adorable single, ‘Fill Me In‘.

And now…

Shoot, negro looks like he been living through HARD times (and more than his far share of steroid shots to the ass).

Sigh. All I can say is, “let us pray.”

*bows head & passes collection plate*

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