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arizona is a bad, bad place…

By on December 21, 2010 in desperate cry for help, end of days, going to hell in a handbasket, it's not a game out there, made for the maury show, pocket full of dirty tissue, tagging out

Right… So about Elizabeth Johnson, the chick in Arizona that basically admitted killing her 8-month year old baby, stuffing his lifeless body in a diaper bag & tossing it into a dumpster after she found out on Facebook that her baby daddy was kicking it to another girl???


DEAD FISH EYES

I’m really starting to think that folks should be required to pass some sort of mental stability exam before having access to social networking sites. ‘Cause this is officially doing the most right now. Killing your own flesh and blood because you snooped around and found exactly what you were looking for? Lord have mercy, this is some real life, white trash version of that scene from For Colored Girls… SMDH.

Epic. Parental. FAIL.

And not for nothing, I equally fault the child’s father for this senseless tragedy. Mmm-hmm… sure do. Because if you know that you’re dealing with a psycho chick- why would you put your personal business on freaking Facebook??

And DO NOT even try to tell us that you didn’t think she was capable of the crazy. Not for nothing, I took one look at that ‘extra calm, eyes-wide-open but nobody’s home’ mugshot and I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt… this bish is a killer. Just. Like That.

Meanwhile, he done dates, procreated and been in a protracted custody battle with her looneytunes ass? nope. He should’ve known better.

As far as I’m concerned, he was practically begging for her to snap off and act up.

*makes a sign of the cross*

You know, instead of spending all that time and energy trying to run out the Mexicans, Governor Jan Brewer should focus on keeping the babies safe unstable moms.

2 steps back…

By on December 21, 2010 in end of days, i die, made for the maury show, why we as a people can't get ahead

Hmmm, so THIS is what musical gentrification has gotten us. Fantastic. Just fantastic.


*reaches for the stash of little blue pills & bottle of vodka*

Feel free to thank my homie, Miz Cooper for this gem.

gap goal giveaway…

By on December 20, 2010 in we love the free

Wow, are there really only 11 days left in 2010? O.M.G. I swear this year has FLOWN by…

Well on a brighter note, it’s time for the next Mitzi Moments Holiday Giveaway. Oh and since we’re rolling up on Christmas and I know you most of guys are all bailing out from your computer in t-minus 72 hours, I’m going to extend this contest until the very end of the year. That way, you’ll have more than ample time to enter AND tell a friend. WOO HOO!!!

SO without further ado, the fourth and final freebie of 2010 is…

ONE FREE PAIR of GAP JEANS

(’cause you know I’m completely obsessed with them and want you to be too)

So get on it!

HERE’S HOW YOU CAN WIN:
MANDATORY
• Leave A Comment telling me one SPECIFIC goal (NOT A BEHAVIOR or TRAIT) that you plan to achieve in 2011.
• If you’re not already, Be/Become a Mitzi Moments Subscriber (you MUST verify your email subscription to qualify).
FOR EXTRA ENTRIES (please leave a separate comment for each)
• TWEET I just entered the @MitziMoments Gap Goal Giveaway for a free pair of GAP jeans.
• BECOME a Mitzi Moments Member through Google follower OR subscribe to the Mitzi Moments RSS feed here on the site.
• FOLLOW @mitzimoments on Twitter (send me a Tweet letting me know you’ve done so).
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• JOIN the official Mitzi Miller Author/ Journalist/ Opinionated Personality Facebook Fan Page HERE (leave a comment on the FB page letting me know you’ve done so).
THIS CONTEST ENDS AT 9:30A.M. on FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2010. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON MONDAY, JANUARY 3, 20111. It is only open to residents in the continental U.S.

dance, dance, dance…

By on December 17, 2010 in we love the free

What can I say, another Friday, another winner!


This week, I’m happy to announce that winner of the Mitzi Moments’ Keep It Rocking Holiday Giveaway is…

MOMMY GLOW!!!!


WOO HOO!! Go Mommy, Go Mommy, Glow! (Okay, clearly I’m in a silly ass mood)

Anyhoo, congrats on winning an iTunes gift card my dear! Have so much fun picking out 10 free songs for your iTunes Library. Hopefully, you’ll purchase scandalous songs that make you wanna twerk a little something for no good reason… Oh and feel free to name that playlist after me!

the babies don’t want this for you…

By on December 16, 2010 in cuteness kills, i die, Mitzi- all day every day, pocket full of dirty tissue

Okay can I tell you how excited I am that Nick finally confirmed that Mariah is expecting AND more importantly, that the couple are having twins??


Because not for nothing, if fertility drugs and wilding out on chicken wings were the ONLY reason homegirl is waddling around looking like she has a mini-fridge strapped to her once flat tummy, I was going to be so, so sad for her… and the plastic surgeon that has to try and put it all back to together.

*shrug*

I’m jussayin. That snapback ain’t same when you’re over 40.

But riddle me this Robin, what in the eyesore HELL is Mariah wearing in this picture?

I promise you, that fugly ass, long-sleeve, school marm dress is cut from some raggedy bedazzled, lace covered, Christmas quilt material made in a sweatshop in China. It has too be. And the placement of the droopy satin bow? Right under what have clearly become her ample size EFZ boobs??

No ma’am Miss Mariah. I cannot.

For this, I’d MUCH rather she be back in her something from her rainbow colored collection itsy bitsy bullshit ass stretch dresses . At least that tomfoolery, I’m already mentally accustomed. Cause this craziness right here, is making my nerves bad. Lord…

*reaches for a handful of the little blue and red pills*

PS. I’m EXTRA mad at Nick for standing there, skinning and grinning while his wife looks like bloody road kill. You’re wrong for that Mr. Cannon. DEAD ASS WRONG!!

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