WAYMENT, what in the slew-footed hell happened to Britney Spears’ rhythm??
Granted, I’d read the rumblings on Twitter about the GMA performance being a little shakey bakey but I charged that on the time of the day. I mean, anyone coming from the west coast *cough* that’s as hopped up on anti-depressants as Miss Spears *cough* might be a little sleepy and off beat at 7.30am.
But now this Kimmel Show catastrophe? Oh uh-uh. This my darling is ree-diculous.
Could she have been anymore lackluster? Or out of shape? Seriously, homegirl went from sexy hourglass to a straight cardboard box. And please don’t get me started on the square 2-inch heels or that god awful, green & black criss-crossed onsey which was doing nada except making her look like the Incredible Hulk.
Oh Brit-Brit.
And let’s be honest, when the dancing fails to entertain, we’re forced to actually listen to the auto-tune nonsense you’re passing off as music nowadays. Who wants that?
BLANK STARE
Exactly.
hilarious accurate
You are too funny!
that was terrible!!!