I admit it. I started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter this morning.
*hangs head in shame*
I know, I know, I’m totally enabling the crazy. But I have to tell you, the tomfoolery is just so damn entertaining. And I don’t care how great folks say his performances were in “Two and A Half Men” (’cause I have yet to watch a single episode), something tells me it hardly compares to the comedy that is now Charlie’s “tigersblood” and his “bi-winning.”
HEE-larious.
Oh but I can tell you who’s NOT winning this morning:
Bringham Young University basketball star, Brandon Davies.
Nope. Not one bit. Homeboy done got himself suspended for the rest of the season. Mmm-hmm…
According to the Salt Lake Tribune, despite being the team’s leading rebounder and third leading scorer, the forward was dismissed from the No. 3 Cougars for the rest of the season for breaking the school’s moral code when he-WAIT ON IT- admitted to engaging in sexual relations with his girlfriend.
As most of you know, BYU is a private university run by the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter-day Saints. And them folk in Utah do not play that ish. At. All.
Apparently, the administration fully expects all its students to live up to the school’s Honor Code Statement which among other things includes abstaining from alcohol, coffee and living “a chaste and virtuous life.”
BLANK STARE w/ THREE LOONG BLINKS
Okay then… Ya’ll better stop playing the reindeer games with them Mormons.
*pours out a little holy water*
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