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The message in this ad gave me LIFE.


I LOVE the way NIKE distinguished themselves from just another pair of sneakers that will allegedly tone your thighs for a cool $115. Nope. Their marketing department was straight up like, our joints will give you a juicy booty. So if you’re blessed to have or want a big, round butt, bump the apologies, cop these kicks and Just Do It.

*slow clap*

Now mind you, even though I’m clear that wearing the them from now until Kingdom come is never, ever, ever going to help achieve that there ass in the ad, I still want a pair (and the direct number to her personal trainer/plastic surgeon/ vodoo priest). NOW.

That is all.
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