Oh Tiger… *struggles to suppress the patent good-for-that-ass side-eye*
There you were, frontin’ like you transcended the average man and even the idea of race. Well lookey here… Not only are you just as bad as the average good-for-nothing man, when push comes to shove, race is exactly the reason you are sitting on the cover of every newspaper looking like Boo-Boo the Fool that caught a bad one with a 9-iron from his own wife (the former nanny).
Yeah, I said it.
See, it was the NEGRO (not even black), that made you assume that because you are wealthy and born with a penis, you can be sloppy with the side chick selection and affair behavior. Who da hell in this day cheats with the nothing-to-lose COCKTAIL WAITRESS (who apparently also appeared on VH1’s Tool Academy) and then leaves a trail of over 300 raunchy text messages and lord only knows how many voice messages?? Um okay Mr. “I Will Wear You Out”…
Then that damned WHITE part, must be where you got the false sense of entitlement to try and simply dismiss the situation. Talkin’ about you sent the Florida police away ’cause you don’t have to answer any questions… Oh yeah? And guess who’s issuing public apologies to all their family and friends now? Pathetic.
And I’m take a wild guess here and assume that unfortunate ASIAN part of you is why all these women are pouring out the wood works to snitch. ‘Cause keep 100- ain’t NOBODY tryin’ to mess up the really, really good thing. READ: when the d-ck game is proper, hoes are too satisfied to snitch. *Drops the Mic*
Good luck out there my dear…
Mitzi girl- you done said it all in this post! 2 snaps!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Dying right now.
You're hilarious.
dead – a n d – done! hilarious
ohhhhhhh snap. lolol. good one. that was real good. can't stop laughing.
smh…that's all i gota say abot this hottest mess around.
…laughing hysterically as you drop the mic and walk away. You have said it all!
yo-how much do i love this clip created by some Chinese news organization that uses computer graphics to simulate what may have gone down that night at the Woods compound…http://tinyurl.com/ycrdhpt
CLASSIC! I just can't!
amazing.