Why am I being held hostage by UPS?? No, seriously, I’m not even playing with you. Any other day, when I’m NOT expecting a package, this dude is ringing me bell off the hook at 9.01am. But just because I’m expecting something important- and really need to get it no later than today- he’s a straight no-show. I swear this fool is gonna drive me to drink. Jerk.
Doo-Doo Brown, too funny, you have a way with words.
did he show up? or did you have a dranky drank? or did he show up and you got likkerd up wit him?
Maybe you should give a little leg and take it right back.