For the first time in I don’t even know how many years, I’ve decided to dress up and celebrate Halloween. At first I was just going to comb out the ‘fro and throw together something from the back of my closet. But then I convinced myself that it’d been so long, I might as well go all out and dress up. Right?

So after 2 long hours (and at least 25 different slutty school girl outfits) in Ricki’s unbelievably crowded Halloween Store aisles, I finally settled on the naughty 5th Ave. maid costume (it’s just like the freaky french maid except my dress has more spandex for the curves).

And please believe, your girl has the whole look- from the feather duster to the frilly fire engine red panty covers (just in case a strong breeze blows) down to the 5-inch lucite heels (um yes, I know that stripper heels have nothing to do with a french maid but this is my fantasy, thank you very much). Don’t hate, I am sososo excited!