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By on March 1, 2010 in end of days, it's not a game out there, tapped out

GANG STARR – TAKE IT PERSONAL from IrefutabilNews on Vimeo.

First there was the messy 2-day blizzard here in NYC, then a devastating earthquake in Chile, followed by a not-quite tsunami in Hawaii (how bizarre was it to almost witness a freaking natural disaster live on CNN?) and last but not least the recent Twitter reports that Guru from Gang Starr (one of my favorite hip hop groups of all time) suffered cardiac arrest last night and is now in a coma awaiting surgery. Dude was only 43 years old. Woah.


I feel like an elderly lady- my nerves are frazzled.

It’s time to pray… Or drink. Or something. ‘Cause this is a lot for one random weekend.

not safe for work or damn near anywhere else…

By on February 26, 2010 in end of days, i die, made for the maury show, tagging out, why we as a people can't get ahead



Oh Lord, I’m so confused. Somebody, anybody, help me please.


What in the unholy HELL is this CHILD doing in this video?? Really? With the the black socks/ sneaker combo and one leg up? Oh-uh-uh… And wait on it- all those dingy looking sheets and comforters in the background?

*starts tossing bleach like I’m Puff poppin’ champagne*

All I can say is, Jesus be the ass whooping I would put on this overgrown teenager if he was my child. WORD.

Oh and when you pull your face off the floor, feel free to thank Freshalina for the laughs HERE

PTA gangstas…

By on February 25, 2010 in desperate cry for help, end of days, pocket full of dirty tissue

Wow, Rhode Island is NOT playing when it comes to their children’s education (or more importantly, taxpayers’ moolah). Straight up firing an entire high school’s faulty because the students are under performing? That ‘ish is GANGSTER!!

*throws serious side -eye at some of these worthless public schools here in Harlem*

And while I like the idea of completely cleaning house, the fact that 97 % of the students are living in poverty (which means they don’t have anywhere NEAR supportive home environment) and 65% are 1st generation Hispanic where for most English is not the first language (which means a whole lot of stuff is getting lost in translation), leads me to believe that some of these teachers were up against some pretty shitty odds from the gate.


But you know, I guess we’ll have to see.

blue in the face…

By on February 24, 2010 in Mitzi- all day every day, using our powers for good

After Sade, there are very few releases that I’m holding my breath for this year- new Jay-Z album included. But not for nothing, I am SO ready for a new Monica album.

Check out the video for her first single, ‘Everything To Me.’
I’m so not mad. Her voice is as strong as ever (which is a relief). Oh and her co-star, Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson ain’t too hard on the eyes either… I’m just saying.

Anyhoo, what do you think? Let me know…

say ahhh-haaa-haaa…

By on February 24, 2010 in we love the free

For the most part, I make every effort to be in a good mood. Therefore I tend to laugh a lot. But there’s difference between laughing and laughing til you cry. And I have to tell you that when I watched this video that my homie Carla sent me the link to… I damn near fell out of chair. Like seriously, it was one of those almost-died-from-lack-of-oxygen because I was so busy laughing moments. So thank you for that Carlita!


Anyhoo, enough about me and the ignorance that help my workday go by.

The last time the winner of the Fat Bitch! giveaway laughed until she cried was while watching The Pineapple Express. You know, I still haven’t seen that movie… Well fingers crossed, Tamara and her guest will have the same experience when she goes to see the Erica Watson’s fabulous comedy show tomorrow night!

Congrats Tamara!

Hurry and send me an email with your full name to: mitzimoments@gmail.com so that I can dish all the details!

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