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moregasm giveaway…

By on March 5, 2010 in we love the free

Yippie! They’ve finally released the highly-anticipated iPad pre-order and availability dates (March 12 and April 3rd respectively). So can’t wait! In the meantime, thought I’d hook up one of my loyal readers with something else to keep your mind um, occupied…So the winner of the next Moment Giveaway will receive:


A copy of MOREGASM: Babeland’s Guide To Mind-Blowing Sex.

This fun-filled book features fully illustrated and easy-to-read chapters on your body (guys and girls), the big O, masturbation techniques, toys, the art of hand jobs, positions, resources and countless ways to make your sex life more of a turn on for you and your partner.

Okay seriously, who doesn’t want that???

And in the spirit full disclosure, I’ve really, really really enjoyed the review copy I received. *drops the mic and walks away with head held high & a very satisfied smile*

Here’s how you can win:

MANDATORY:

• Leave me one comment telling me the single sexiest part of your body.

• Be/Become a Mitzi Moments subscriber (If you are already, this requirement doesn’t apply to you. If not you MUST verify your email subscription to qualify).

FOR EXTRA ENTRIES (please leave separate comments for each):

• TWEET “I just entered the @MitziMoments MOREGASM giveaway for a free guide to mind-blowing sex. http://tinyurl.com/yana8fq“

• BECOME a Mitzi Moments Member through Google follower OR add the Mitzi Moments to your RSS feed (leave additional and separate comments letting me know you’ve done so).

• FOLLOW @mitzimoments on Twitter (leave me a comment letting me know you’ve done so).

• BLOG about this giveaway. (leave me a comment with the link to your post)

• JOIN the official Mitzi Miller Author/ Journalist/ Opinionated Personality Facebook Fan Page HERE (leave a comment on the FB page letting me know you’ve done so).

THIS CONTEST ENDS AT 11:59 P.M. on THURSDAY, MARCH 18, 2010. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY,MARCH 19, 2010. It is only open to residents in the continental U.S.

now thats sex-sy…

By on March 4, 2010 in Mitzi- all day every day, using our powers for good, work it white girl

Normally when I turn to the Style Network it’s a lazy Saturday on the couch. As I lay around, flipping the channel, I’ll sometimes wind-up watching one of their many kitchy reality shows like- How Do I Look?, Whose Wedding Is It Anyway? or if I’m in the mood for a whole lot of bobblehead-type action, Giuliani & Bill. That’s about it. But the other night, I happened to tune into their original series, Ruby. You know the one about 500+lb woman, Ruby Gettinger’s ongoing struggle to lose weight? And all I can say is O-M-G.

This might be one of the best reality shows EVER. I don’t know if it’s her heavy Southern accent or her extra girly/ prudish ways (which seem so hilarious on a this grown ass now 350lb woman) but I am in LOVE with Ruby.

When she talks about wearing dresses to hide her weight (um, who hasn’t done that?) or being embarrassed to have her ex-boyfriend Denny who is like a personal trainer or some such nonsense see her wearing a bathing suit, I promise you my heart aches. And then, in the very next breath she’s being hilarious and making fun of herself and having a better time than most folks I know… Sigh. It’s fantastic.

not really that funny…

By on March 3, 2010 in keep hope alive, love be a cellulite cream, pocket full of dirty tissue, tagging out

Another day, another new tidbit about one of our fave celebs- so Mo’Nique and her husband (who I must admit is rather charming looking) have an open relationship, huh? Interesting.


And according to the NY Daily News, apparently I’m tardy to the party on this bit of Hollyweird info.

Honestly, it’s not for me to judge. If you’re cool with your husband sleeping with other women and he’s cool with you having sex with other men, so be it. I don’t have to crazwl into that bed with either of the two of you at the end of the night. Whatever keeps peace in the home. But is it just me or is something a little off/ sad when one spouse is so adamant about being faithful within the union as she/he shrugs’ off the other’s dalliances? Mmm-hmmm…

Check it out the quote that made me pause:
“Let me say this: I have not had sex outside my marriage with Sidney,” the Academy Award nominee says in this year’s 29th Barbara Walters Oscar special. “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker.”
Really Mo?

*serious side-eye*

Sigh… It just seems like there was a better way to word that, no? Like maybe she could’ve said, ‘I’ve been so busy with my new film projects and TV show that haven’t had the time to have sex outside my marriage’… or SOMETHING. Anything that would’ve stopped it from seeming like while you have no interest in sleeping with other men besides your husband, he’s allowed to do whatever in the hell he feels like (because you’d rather turn a blind eye than break-up). You feel me? Or am I just reading into this too much?

is that a headlock or a hug…

By on March 2, 2010 in Mitzi- all day every day, why we as a people can't get ahead

Okay so I just saw this picture on Bossip. And not for nothing, I literally did a double take. WTF? ‘Cause maybe it’s just my shakey bakey memory, but didn’t these two women each have a child within weeks of one another by the same yuck mouth rapper less than a year ago?


I guess I have more work to do on my personal growth index but I’m not so sure I could be all hugged up with the next chick this damn soon. Uh-uh, no ma’am. Granted, I’m not saying that I would need to go all Kim Porter with it and hate on all the baby mamas but this pic right here makes ME uncomfortable.

What say you?
Or are you too distracted by Nivea’s extra smedium vest and whatever that fake fur, Snuggie-looking dress that Lauren is wearing to even think about it? It’s okay, you can tell me.

snaps for the kid…

By on March 1, 2010 in Mitzi- all day every day

On a lighter and extremely exciting note-


My co-author Denene and I were selected to be included amongst The Brown Bookshelf’s Twenty-Eight Days Later- A Black History Month Celebration of Children’s Literature 2010 Spotlight Authors & Illustrators.

For those who are unfamiliar, The Brown Bookshelf is one of the premiere websites for finding Picture Books, Middle Grade and Young Adult Literature written, illustrated or that contain a majority of African-Americans characters. And the 28 Days Later initiative is an annual month-long showcase celebrating of their picks for the very best. READ: this is a big damn deal!

Feel free to check out Denene and I discussing the state of Black YA lit, our writing process and most importantly what we learned along the way HERE as I whop it out around my apartment to THIS.

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