Mitzi Moments

Mitzi Moments

take that sucka…

By on April 21, 2010 in keep hope alive, using our powers for good

Words cannot express how happy this video made me this morning. The idea of a single, 89-year old woman popping off at the scumbag who kicked in her front door and attempted to burglarize her home in the middle of the night with extra, extra old school pistol… GIVES. ME . LIFE.


Good ‘ole Beatrice talking about, “I’m not a good shot, but I’m not afraid.”

Mmm-hmmm…You better get it Granny!

minus two…

By on April 20, 2010 in moment of silence

As much as I try to appreciate all the blessings I’ve received in life, it’s embarrassing to admit how many things I still take for granted. Today’s joint loss of Civil Rights Leader and Educator Dr. Dorothy Irene Height and Hip-Hop pioneer Guru is beyond tragic, it’s a wake-up call.


We can all do a little more to make a difference in the lives of people we may never meet.

Onward.

*lights a white candle*

all the money in the world…

By on April 19, 2010 in desperate cry for help, end of days, made for the maury show, tagging out

Money can really bring out the worst in people… especially folks like Douglas Spink.


When times got bad for this former 90s venture capitalist and admitted adrenaline junkie he was like what the hell, I think I’ll become a drug kingpin. And don’t you know dude basically started transporting millions of dollars worth of coke and marijuana back and forth across the Canadian border.

CRICKETS

And when that 2nd career choice didn’t exactly pan out (he was arrested back in 2005, then quickly snitched his way into a lenient 3 year sentence. So much for the code of silence, huh?), dude said fuckkit, guess I’ll just start a bestiality farm.

DEAD FISH EYES

Uh-huh, you read that correctly.


Business was so crazy, when the investigators raided the hideout they seized THOUSANDS of images/ videos of folks having sex with the animals. ‘But wait on it… one of the videos featured a man having sex with a dog. And don’t you know that same man was at the farm the day of the raid? Wearing the same outfit that he had on in the flick????

I swear, I couldn’t make it up if I wanted to.

Now here’s my only question… Where the hell is PETA and all those crazy folks that were calling for Michael Vick’s head NOW? How come they aren’t rallying around the jailhouse in Washington demanding that this man be sent to the electric chair behind this craziness? Say what you want but I’m willing to bet that grown men weren’t shoving mice up each other’s asses ANYWHERE on Michael Vick’s property.

The End.

no return postage due…

By on April 16, 2010 in end of days, made for the maury show, moment of silence

Even though there’s no such thing as a weekend for the self-employed, I really do love the idea of a Friday. Yep. Love ‘em almost as much as I hate psychopaths, rapists, child abusers. Blank Stare. ‘Cause I don’t care who snatched your teddy bear from you as a child, I simply will never have any sympathy for those who get off on hurting other people.


Today’s example: 24 year old Brandon Joshua-Frederick Hayes.

This wack ass white boy systematically beat and tortured his girlfriend’s 4-year old son to DEATH. Why? Because the kid had nightmares and couldn’t stop wetting his pants. Oh, that and he was salty because the little boy’s father refused to pay child support so it ‘became his burden.’ (As if this illiterate fool had a real job. Apparently, he sold drugs out of their apartment for a living)

DEAD FISH EYES

You know, I think we can all pretty much agree that Brandon and the mother need to go have a seat in an electric sometime very soon. Cause I simply behooves me how any woman could continue to willing live with a man that’s beating your own flesh and blood so viciously that he winds up brain dead. So perhaps, a quick trip back to God will help you do better on the next go round. I’m just saying.

But not for nothing, I think there’s definitely something to be said about the unnamed dead beat dad as well. I wonder if men realize that when they walk away from their kids they leave them susceptible to this type of abuse. Like, even if you wanted absolutely NOTHING to do with the mother, its still your baby. How can you show such a complete disregard for your own offspring? I just don’t get it…

How are you gonna live with yourself knowing that this creep used your lack of character and responsibility to MURDER your own son?

Good luck.

it aint right but i understand…

By on April 15, 2010 in desperate cry for help, it ain't easy, made for the maury show, that sense of entitlement, work it white girl

Please don’t let the recent jump in the Dow Jones fool you. Unfortunately, hard times from this international recession seem to be far from over. And therefore, we should all continue to be on the lookout for the crazy. Cause just when you least expect it, it’s out there.


Case in point: The 65 year-old woman in Amsterdam that felt like she had been overcharged on monthly utility bill.

Apparently grandma tried to contact the utilities company to dispute the outrageous bill (which was almost $84,000 American bucks) but the electricity got cut off before she could make the call. So when the utilities worker showed up talking about he was gonna cut off all her service, don’t you know homegirl LOCKED THAT ASS UP!?!?!?

CRICKETS

Mmm-hmm, talking about, she wasn’t letting him turn off a damn thing until the company addressed the cause of the overpayment and set up some sort of payment plan. But wait on it… why the police had to come and arrest ‘ole girl before she was willing to let dude go??? I can’t.

Imagine trying to explain to your family and friends that you were trapped and locked up by a damn senior citizen. DEAD. I know that dude was pissed! Here he probably thought it was going to be an in-and-out job. At most, lasting no more than 15 min. Uh-uh, not even close… Senior Sally was on some straight Stephen King, MISERY type ‘ish. Trapping folks like wild animals!

Tell you what- I don’t care what his salary was before this, they just don’t pay enough for the crazy I tell ya. Nope, not at all.

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