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sure wish life was this simple…

By on August 26, 2010 in i die, Mitzi- all day every day

Hmmm, lots going on but I was up way to late to write anything coherent about most of it. *kanye shrug* It happens.

Although, must admitI am kinda bugging about the Columbian FaceBook hit list. Three of the listed teens have alreay been killed and the cops have no suspects or concrete motive for those people selected. SMH.
Forreal, criminals using modern technology to threaten and intimidate feels like something taken straight out of a bad Will Smith action movie. I can only assume that the reason the police haven’t more proactive about investigating the killings is because they’re waiting for Bruce Willis to fly in and save the day? No?

It’s clear that technology is going to be the downfall of many more.
Shoot, just ask wackass Soulja Boy to tell you about his starring role on the most recent Kat Stacks hidden camera phone exclusive. BLANK STARE.
Mmm-hmm, come get ya stupid boy swag up close and personal in all it’s wobbly camera-phone glory. This uninspired indie features a coke-laced romp at the Atlanta Intercontinental, cringe-inducing chest & ear massages from dirty fake finger nails, and horrible cackling sound effects from the industry’s most scandalous video hooker herself. Good grief, he’s such a dummy.

*In the of the father, son and unlimited service with a data plan. Church, Let us unplug & pray*

doing DLux giveaway…

By on August 25, 2010 in we love the free

So we all have that friend… the one that’s ALWAYS impeccably dressed no matter what the occasion or weather. Forever rocking just the right balance of trend and classics, she’s always able to figure out how to make every new ‘it’ look work for her- no matter how crazy it seemed when you saw it on the pages of Vogue. You know, the one who at the very thought of being in the same space with her will send you running back into the closet for those impossible 4+ inch heels… rain/sleet/snow be damned. Sigh.


So aggravating… and yet, always inspiring.

Truth be told, I probably have way too many of these friends. But one in particular is the amazing Dorian Grace. A former buyer for Saks Fifth Avenue and Sean John I swear, this woman has a direct line to the fashion gods, and whenever she calls they always answer.

BLANK STARE

But you know what they say: to whom much is given, much is expected. So after years of folks trying to keep up with her innate sense of style, Dorian’ has finally decided to simply open her own exclusive clothing boutique. And voila, DLux.

Located in the tony Englewood, NJ shopping district, I promise you as soon as you step foot in the gorgeous petite space you will feel like you’ve walked into a life size closet with a constantly revolving supply of the season’s hottest pieces and accessories. And since it’s still her baby, Dorian is in the place to personally help you pick out exactly what you need to be absolutely flawless at all times.

Check it out for yourself: www.shopdlux.com

BONUS: To celebrate the long overdue launch of the e-commerce portion of her site, Dorian is gifting THREE Moment readers with a super cute, dark heather gray, distressed signature DLux t-shirt.

Here’s what you’ve got to do for an opportunity to win:

*MANDATORY*

• Leave me one comment telling me which is your favorite item up on the DLux site and where you’d rock it.

• If you’re not already, become a Mitzi Moments subscriber (you MUST verify your email subscription to qualify).
And for even MORE opportunities:
*EXTRA ENTRIES* (please be sure to post a separate comment for each one you complete)

• TWEET “I just entered the @MitziMoments ‘Doing DLuxe’ giveaway for a free signature DLux t-shirt.”

• BECOME a Mitzi Moments Member through the Google follower link on site.

• FOLLOW @mitzimoments on Twitter & send me a message letting me know you’ve done so.

• FOLLOW @DluxNj on Twitter & send me a message letting me know you’ve done so.

• VISIT the flagship store & tell Dorian you heard about it on MitziMoments

• JOIN the official Mitzi Miller Author/ Journalist/ Opinionated Personality Facebook Fan Page HERE (leave a comment on the FB page letting me know you’ve done so).


THIS CONTEST ENDS AT 11:59 P.M. on WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2010. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2010. It is open to residents in the continental U.S. and Canada.

dem bishes at sin city need to go sit down & take notes…

By on August 24, 2010 in end of days, i die, made for the maury show, tagging out

There are few things that render me COMPLETELY speechless. And by completely speechless, feel free to envision me sitting here with my mouth wide open, eyelids peeled back, straight dumbfounded. Mm-hmmm, that ugly kinda shock.


Well this video has officially done it.

And to be fair, I recognize that this is some sacred, ancient custom that according to my shaky bakey sources started somewhere near 12 A.D. Translation: it probably deserves a whole lot more respect than what I’m thinking but… oh well.

Yooooo, when the hairy, little fat man gets to doing his thing? And then the little boy proceeds to braid his own body all the way to the top of the pole?

*does a running swan dive in the shallow end of the pool*


Just so we’re clear. I have never in my ENTIRE life been even remotely sexually curious about the average Indian man. (Something about my sensitive sense of smell just wouldn’t even let me pretend to entertain the idea of getting that close.) But after watching this craziness, I just might have to reconsider. ‘Cause not for nothing, them little mo-f’kers are flexible as HELL.

BLANK STARE.

Oh and when you finally figure out how to pick your bottom lip up off the ground, feel free to thank G. Payton for this little gem.

its all about choices…

By on August 24, 2010 in cuteness kills, made for the maury show, Mitzi- all day every day, pocket full of dirty tissue, supermarket dreams on a bodega budget, why we as a people can't get ahead

Why lawd god, why????

Who in the hell told Fantasia she could get away with wearing a skin tight dress sans the proper undergarments? Like, in life? Let alone, for a nationally televised appearance on Good Morning America? I can’t. My eyes hurt from looking at this craziness.

Yes, I know that the super strength, full body slimmers can be kinda pricey. And yes, I understand that she was already two seconds off of dead-ass broke before racking up the new medical bills. But still…

I think I can comfortably say that the majority of us would much rather see Fanny repeat an outfit or two rather than look at pictures of her saggy boobs, side roll ripples and flabby belly hanging over the top of the generic low-rise Spanx (which for the record, should never be peeping out from under the dress, thanks).

There’s got to be a better way.

(And you know I’m trying to be a better person, because I’m not even gonna go in on the ridiculous sideburns, extra pale pink lip gloss that does nothing for her lips or how filthy the tattoos on her legs make her appear. Thank you very much.)

this is for danita…

By on August 20, 2010 in cuteness kills, it's not a game out there, pocket full of dirty tissue, supermarket dreams on a bodega budget

Happy Summer Friday everybody! As the summer winds down, I hope you’re using every last minute to cut up in the sunshine.


Oh and before you head out the door, here’s yet another face from the back of the ‘missing 90s R&B singers’ milk carton for you to be on the lookout for… Have a great weekend!

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