Mitzi Moments

Mitzi Moments

starting out on the good foot…

By on January 3, 2011 in we love the free

Happy New Year party people!! Woo Hoo, we made it! Another 365 (okay, there’s really only 362 left at this point) days to pursue every opportunity life provides to the fullest.


No matter what your goals are for this 2011: lose weight, stop calling that ex for the 2am hook up, purchase some real estate, eat healthier, reunite w a long lost friends/ family members, treat yourself to a vacation, go back to school, volunteer, or even learn how to work a pole like a professional; always remember it’s one foot in front of the other. Let’s Get It!!

And in the spirit of newness, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of the Mitzi Moments Gap Goal Giveaway for a free pair of GAP jeans….

CANDILE L

Woo Hoo! Congrats my dear! Thank you for rocking with The Mitzi Moments and I wish you the best of luck on your goal on increased fiscal responsibility in 2011. NO EATING OUT FOR YOU!!

To redeem your prize, please forward your mailing address to my email addy: mitzimoments@gmail.com

have a super duper christmas…

By on December 24, 2010 in Mitzi- all day every day

Wow, it is December 24th, Christmas Eve. Wow, almost an entire year has passed ALREADY. SMH.


This was definitely a tumultuous year for many- myself included. However, there are endless reasons to be thankful, happy and optimistic. So do me a favor and FIND at least ONE.

*patiently waits for you to figure it out*

And no matter who you’re with, where you’re at or whether you even believe in this over commercialized holiday season, at some point between now and December 31st, please stop & take a minute to simply breathe.

You deserve it.

Thank you all so much for rockin’ with me over the past year. I am so grateful for each and everyone of my readers. Whether you commented on the blog or simply called to say that I was a damn fool, your input matters. I am always happy to entertain.

Have a wonderful Christmas weekend party people!

nothing to cheer about…

By on December 22, 2010 in cuteness kills, it ain't easy, keep hope alive, pocket full of dirty tissue


Wow, did anyone even know that a former NFL cheerleader has been missing for the past week??? Anybody? Anybody? Nobody?


*crickets*

Yeah, me neither. SMDH. Call me paranoid but, it really feels like folks have just been straight disappearing into thin air this past year.

*shudders*

And although her alledgdly abusive ex-boyfriend was the last known person to see her alive (of course), what makes this case super duper messy is that apparently homegirl was no angel herself.


PAUSE.

Uh huh, apparently, Miss Congeniality was seriously in debt to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars. And wait on it… had not one but FOUR restraining orders taken out against her by different people as well- three different dudes and a chick.

BLANK STARE.

Err-um, yeah that’s a lot.


So tell you what, I’m just gonna say a little prayer that Debbie returns home safely from wherever or whatever she’s caught up in. And hopefully, the new year brings her much ore peace and happiness than 2010.

why is she a 26 year-old senior…

By on December 22, 2010 in end of days, made for the maury show, tagging out, work it white girl

In this week’s swept-under-the-rug news, this past Sunday the Ithaca Police Department snatched up 26 year-old Cornell senior, Keri Lynn Blakinger in some local hotel parking lot holding nearly SIX ounces of UNCUT heroin!!

BLANK STARE w/ 3 LOONG BLINKS

Um,what in the over-educated, no commonsense having, delusions of grandeur hell?

Will someone please explain to me why these privileged college students are behaving like they’re corner boys from the 80s? I know the economy is in a recession but times ain’t NEVER that goddamn tough if you’re enrolled in freaking IVY LEAGUE University! Sheeeit.

But not for nothing, what’s really, really, really making my nerves bad is homegirl from Cornell’s mugshot. Yo. Why does her skin look like a damn biology class experiment gone all the way WRONG??

This chick has mad sores and open blisters all over her face. Uuggh. Makes me wanna grab a Sharpie and play connect the dots on her pockmarked face. And then her hair… JE-SUS.

*makes the sign of the cross*

No exaggeration, there’s so much grease I can smell it from here. I know it’s finals week but dammit, she couldn’t have taken a quick shower before she went to make that drop? No? Too much?

*gags violently*

Ya’ll brats better stop playing the reindeer games, turn off that damn Rick Ross and get your asses back to that study group. Dammit.

pop the bubbly…

By on December 22, 2010 in team obama, using our powers for good

I am so proud of President Obama for successfully getting the DADT policy repealed!! This is a BIG moment and he deserves all the shine for not backing down to the damn ridiculous conservative interests (FINALLY) and handling it during a lame duck session.


Take that, take that!!!

It’s still so crazy to me that over 14,000 military personnel were discharged from service solely as a result of that archaic homophobic ass policy! As if we can afford to be kicking folks out of the military while we’re fighting all these senseless wars.


*rolls eyes & sucks the back of teeth*

If you’re willing to put your life on the line to protect the citizens of this country and our freedoms here and abroad, you’re better than most of us (myself included). So at the very least, we should all respect your right to fall in love with whomever you choose.

The End.

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