Mitzi Moments

So it turns out that E-Dub wasn’t just talking that ish… according to http://www.dlisted.com/ (my fave source for mainstream celeb trash talk), JLo is actually going to be delivering the babies at Long Island Medical Center, the hospital where she works/slaves for the man. Very interesting. On a totally unrelated and superficial point, from the looks of this picture, Jen Jen would want to go on and have them babies before she passes the point of snap back return. Cause when looks are all you have going for you, don’t nobody need to see a jiggly Jenny from the Block… I’m just saying.

Sigh, don’t you just love well trained dogs? You the know the kind that come when they’re called, sit and fetch on command, have been housebroken since you first met them? Not to wax all nostalgic on our four-legged friends but quietly, I was feeling aways when I noticed that I missed the Westminster Show this past weekend. For the first time like- ever-a beagle, named Uno; won the Westminster Kennel Club’s ‘Best In Show prize for 2008. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/13/sports/othersports/13westminster.html?em&ex=1203051600&en=c8da5dd435661271&ei=5087%0A

Trust me when I tell you that Uno the showdog is a far, far cry from Mighty, the super spoiled, nappy haired dog that I’m stuck babysitting through the weekend (and my sister says that I don’t love her).
Aside from the fact that I don’t necessarily care for small dogs, Mighty is about 30 pounds of nothing but bad dog. He whines constantly, barks at the tiniest noise (did I mention that I live in the hood? where police sirens, babies crying and folks arguing is considered mood music) requires a pillow, bed, blanket and countless toys to be comfortable and takes his dumps IN the house (wee wee pads are the tools of the devil).

I swear, if he tries to jump up on my couch or pee in my living room ONE more time, there’s going to have to be a prayer circle for for his salvation.

I had so much fun in the DR!! Mali’s wedding was AMAZING. She looked fantabulous. And DJ Porkchop tore it down at the reception. I danced ’till I had to hobble back to my room.

In only three days Carla, Carmen and I managed to swim with turtles in a freshwater lagoon, save Carm from drowning when she fell out of her kayack in the middle of the ocean, recover from a brief bout of the runs w/o a single sip of Pedialyte, make friends with too many male locals, piss off quite a few female locals, drive a golf cart through a rainstorm like it was the Indy 500 and bust my homeboy’s butt in a heated game of Uno on the porch of his fabulous private villa.

Granted, trasitioning from non-stop sun and 90-degrees to a snowstorm is a bit of a bummer… but all in all- life is good.

That didn’t know this chick was in rehab? Really Eva? Is THIS what we’re doing now? Didn’t she get the memo that when you get make it to the pages of Instyle you’re was supposed to leave the Johnny Walker filled flask behind? Uh-uh, unfortunate looking love scenes with Will and Denzel don’t make you a big enough celeb for this type of behavior senorita. Boo, hiss boo.

On another note, I have to say how much I appreciate that Health Ledger’s unfortunate ‘accidental overdose’ on prescription meds has now become the impetus for all kinds of whatever white celebrities to run to rehab. Yes, hello Kirsten Dunst. Who’s next? Jessica Simpson?

I only wish there was rehab for piss poor acting. Then everytime a movie BOMBED or the performance was NOT-SO-MUCH, folks could get to running there…. I can hear it now- “Hi, my name is Cuba…”

Or at least laying my tired behind down.

But no, instead I’m here reading a Reuters article about the lastest medical research discovery- HIV can now be transferred to previously healthy babies though pre-chewed food. (PS, in case you’re curious-that to your left is an image of an electron micrograph of the HIV virus.)
“In developing countries, some mothers pre-chew food for babies. These women may lack access to packaged baby food or may not have a way to blend baby food. This practice is thought to be very rare in the United States or other wealthy nations.” (Clearly, these medical researchers haven’t been around busy black mothers recently.)
“The researchers, who presented their findings at a scientific meeting in Boston, said the infected women’s saliva itself did not transmit the virus to the child, but rather it appears blood present in the saliva caused the infection… HIV transmission appears to have occurred when the children ingested pre-chewed food that contained blood from the bleeding gums of HIV-infected women, and this entered the children’s bloodstreams through a cut, sore or inflammation of the mouth or digestive tract. (Not sure about you but I personally got queasy at the bleeding gums part.)
“They said they ruled out other possible means of infection such as breast-feeding or blood transfusion.” (I’m confused. If minute samples of blood in the saliva is enough, why wouldn’t a transfusion from this same individual be a problem? As a person very likely to need another tranfusion at some point before I kick the can; this blatant contradiction concerns me. But I digress…)
“The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said it had identified three cases — two in Miami and one in Memphis, Tennessee — in which a child was infected in this way between 1993 and 2004. The mother was involved in two of the cases and a relative who acted as a caregiver was involved in the third.” (For a second I was going to talk about the insinuation that Miami and Memphis have folks living there that behave like they’re in a developing country but it’s late; so I’ll just save the smart talk for another time…)
Okay, I’m done. Forreal, forreal, folks are stop acting like HIV isn’t still killing us every which way you turn.

Check out the entire article if you have the time: