Mitzi Moments

Mitzi Moments

my godson is a genius…

By on February 20, 2008 in tapped out

Now I know that everybody thinks that their godchild is special. But for the record, I KNOW that my John Junior is beyond special. Matter of fact, I’m scared of this child. Every time I turn around he amazes me… Case in point, today- I’m talking to his mother about what’s new and improved in my little jelly bean’s world (Yes, that’s what I call him).
Here’s how our convo went:

Mitzi: So how is JJ doing in school?
KD: “Things are great. JJ had his first parent teacher conference… the pychologist had to explain to his teachers why JJ is the only child that goes to the quiet box and stands on his head.”
Mitzi:“Um KD… why is my godson standing on his head when he gets sent to the quiet box a good thing!?!?”
KD: “Because that’s the way adults tone it down in yoga. And your godson was just showing the teacher that he is trying to pull himself together.”

Tone it down? Yoga? Who is this little boy with the craziest smile ever?
Come on, I double dog dare you to try and beat that.

the shameless self-promotion continues…

By on February 20, 2008 in mama gotta eat

I know some of you don’t believe me when I say I’m working hard (err-um Mommy, Shayla, Torrence, Tarez) but alas, there is proof. The article that I recently wrote about how the nosediving American dollar almost ruined my vacation to Monaco for Odyssey Couleur Magazine is now available.
For those of you too lazy to go out and find a copy (and I know who you are), here’s the link to my story:
http://www.odysseymc.com/dying-dollar.html

PS. If you love to travel half as much as Carmen, Carla and I do, allow me to highly recommend you cop a subscription to this ASAP.

this chick is the worst…

By on February 20, 2008 in made for the maury show

Okay, for the record I’m a big supporter of the older woman younger man hook-up scenerio. Nothing says happily satisfied thirty year-old woman better than an eager to please twenty-five year man. But there’s a limitation to the stupidity. And I am offically tired of female teachers molesting their teenage students. Like seriously, what in the world can a grown woman see in a fifteen year old-boy besides puberty?

Read about the latest candidate for mandatory sterilization:

And is it just me or does she totally look like that desperate chick at the bar who couldn’t pay somebody to take her home at the end of the night? You know, non-descript facial features, sloppy body, whatever hair and clearly nothing good going on in her life… Boo.

drumroll please….

By on February 19, 2008 in mama gotta eat

Okay peoples, it’s finally up on amazon.com!!! Woo Hoo!!! Now is the time to pre-order your copy of my new book, HOTLANTA!

The first of a three book series, HOTLANTA is best described as an African American version of Gossip Girl with a murderous twist. I promise you’re going to love it and if you don’t well… feel free to post all the reasons why right here on my blog.

But seriously, I need all your support to make sure this series has some Sweet Valley High-esque longevity…. so GET TO ORDERING!!! Buy a copy for you, your sister, your cousin and your cousin’s best friend.

Here’s the link:

Oh and did I mention that when you pre-order on amazon, there’s a discount? ‘Nuff said.

don’t f*&! with angry white women…

By on February 19, 2008 in that sense of entitlement

Just when you thought a year in jail might’ve humbled the big M… According to the Associated Press, Martha Stewart has just bought out Emeril:

“The New York-based media and merchandising company founded by domesticity maven Martha Stewart announced Tuesday that it bought the rights to the Emeril Lagasse franchise of cookbooks, television shows and kitchen products for $45 million in cash and $5 million in stock at closing. The final price could rise to up to $70 million if certain benchmarks are achieved.”

$70 million dollars? Forget Hillary, this old broad is no joke. Mark my words, come 2012 its gonna be all about Oprah for Pres and Martha for VP, word up!

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