Mitzi Moments

Well, what are you waiting for? Don’t walk, RUN to your nearest B&N or Borders or local black-owned bookstore and purchase a copy or two. IF it’s not there, ask for it and create a demand. If you see teens lurking in the area, tell them to cop it.
If you’ve already made the leap and bought a copy, puh-lease do me a favor and convince someone that I DON’T know to buy a copy. It’s only $8.99 online. Stop actin’ like you don’t know how to strong arm a ho!!!
Then after you do all of that (’cause you know black folks never when to leave well enough alone), head over to amazon.com and post a comment. I want to have a least 10 comments by the end of the week to boost are ratings back up.

Check out my co-author Denene Millner doing her HOTLANTA song and dance in author Connie Briscoe’s blog today:

http://www.conniebriscoe.com/

So when I first read about a trangender man named Thomas Beatie allegedly being five months pregnant on http://www.vibe.com/, I have to say I didn’t really believe it. Especially since they had video footage from a local news channel that debunked the claim homeboy/girl originally made in The Advocate. But now, Mama Oprah herself is about to get involved!!!
Apparently Tommy Boy is very much knocked up and planning to give birth to a little girl in July. The Big O interviewed dude’s wife (yes he’s married and no, she can’t get pregnant), the couple’s doctor, family, etc. MY GOD. Is this what it takes to get on Oprah’s couch nowadays?
PS Not for nothing, doesn’t this story kinda feel like it should be on Geraldo or Jerry Springer instead? I guess Oprah ain’t all that damn changed from the early days, huh…

Here’s the story on Rueters:

Ummmm why am I so nervous about going to the dentist late rthis afternoon that I can’t sleep? It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and the thought of my impending cleaning/ getting a much needed crown has my stomach tied up in knots as if I was seven-years old all over again! Sigh.
And when I tell you that I’ve rescheduled this appointment no less than six times over the past YEAR cause I’m frightended to death of the dentist…. this is so crazy. Am I the only person over thirty that’s still has panic attacks when the enter a dentist office?

Okay, I know I’m all late with it BUT something this good worth repeating over and over again.
So apparently, a 12-year old was arrested about a weeek ago for throwing a rock through the windsheild of Soulja Boy’s tour bus.
As if that wasn’t enough to put a small smile on your face…
When asked why he threw the rock. He replied simply-” I hate Soulja Boy.”
OMIGOD, I am peeing on myself right now!!!!! I think I love this kid. He has single-handedly restored my faith in the future of hip-hop.

So you may or may not remember this news story that broke a couple of months ago…

A Haitian woman who recently moved to West Palm Beach, FL was the victim of a home invasion. According to the news, NINE masked teenage boys, kicked in the door of the apartment where she lived with her pre-teen son. Over the course of several hours, they physically assaulted her and her son (they beat both, broke a plate over the kid’s head and then poured cleaning chemicals in his eyes), gang-raped her, forced her to perform oral sex on her own child and then tried to set them on fire.

As is the case with many recent immigrants, local kids in the ‘hood had been systematically bullying/ beating the crap outta the kid b/c of his distinct accent and out-of-style clothing. Officials believe that the home invasion was meant to further terrorize the boy and possibly rob the home. But when the mother tried to fight back and protect her child it took this horrific turn.

Mind you, this poor woman lives in the largest and most dangerous (naturally) projects in Miami. She is surrounded by people at ALL times. And NOT one person came to her aid. NOT ONE. After the fact, neighbors admit hearing her screams but cited fear of retalliation as their reason for not calling the police. WTF? I’m confused. Criminals have super sonic hearing and will know if you dial 911?

Of the nine teenagers that commited this crime only two have been apprehended. One has plead guilty.

As if this wasn’t enough to make you vomit in your mouth…

Al Sharpton and locals members of the NAACP are now rallying behind the ACCUSED boys. Yes, you read that correctly. Fat ass Al is down in Florida talking about, ‘its not right that these boys haven’t been granted bail.’ Apparently there was a similar situation involving a group of white kids that gang raped some girl and they were granted bail.
Ummmmmmm newsflash- the white kids didn’t force the girl give her own father a blowjob.

If I never hear about Al Sharpton or the NAACP again, it will be too soon. Bail? Those teenagers are ANIMALS. They should be locked under the jail. There are no words. I just don’t understand how we can hate ourselves this much.

Read it and feel free to cry. I know I did::