Ummmmmm, does anyone else see what I see in this picture?
WTF? Where is Karolina Kurkova’s belly button? EEEEWWWAA! You know what? All that damn money and you couldn’t find a plastic surgeon that was able to save your belly button? No maam. Just give me a healthy dose of anorexia, cause the kid is not trying to explain the alien-ish that is her former belly button AT ALL.
Bet you’ll be watching the Victoria Secret Show (tonight @ 10p on CBS) just to try and catch a glimpse….
See now, yesterday I was feeling like a grouch and didn’t want to post/email/ im/ do anything computer related. But this morning, I woke up on a mission to get to jabber jawing. And guess what? My Road Runner service was down. So I spent almost three hours of my life on the phone with the poor Time Waner rep trying to figure out what in the world was wrong with my internet connection. And just when the ‘Level 3′ rep (yes, I went through three whole levels of rebooting the computer, checking the IP address, plugging and unplugging the same two cords) was about to throw in the towel, back on it came!! You know what….
Ever have those mornings where you feel cranky before you even get out of bed? Well, today was one of those days for me. I tossed and turned for a good hour before I finally dragged myself to the computer. And now I’m late for a meeting. Uuuggghhh. So all that to say, there is no new post- dammit.
Contrary to popular belief the reason I asked you guys what was the youngest age you’d consider dating is not because I’m trying to rationalize hooking up with a 21 year-old (been there, passed on that). Actually, it’s because of a conversation I shared with my girl about an article that ran about a week ago in the NY Daily news. The story covered a 37 year-old Queens teacher who was fired because sleeping with a 17-year-old male model. Normally, I am very anti teachers of any age sleeping with their students (especially if she looks like this one/ see photo). But, I must say the specifics on that case are a tad suspect… the two initially met when he was twelve but they didn’t have sex until he was sixteen. And the kid isn’t exactly “a student” because he’s been overseas working on various campaigns since middle school (read: dude only has a 7th grade education). But I as usual, I digress. So after hearing about all that drama and confusion, naturally I was curious how low you would go…
Today is World AIDS Day. When was the last time you got tested?
Nobody aspires to be the senseless tragedy. Be safe.
And even more importantly, be informed.