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		<title>folks are tired&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 16:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Hmm&#8230; spent all day yesterday getting ready for and barely making my flight to Chicago so it wasn&#8217;t until this morning that I heard all the hoopla about the air traffic controller who fell asleep on the job while a plane with a]]></description>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Hmm</span><span style="font-size: large;">&#8230; spent all day yesterday getting ready for and barely making my flight to Chicago so it wasn&#8217;t until this morning that I heard all the hoopla about the air traffic controller who fell asleep on the job while a plane with a sick patient was trying to land.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Dude, as if flying isn&#8217;t scary enough. Oh and, this makes what? The 7</span><span style="font-size: large;">th</span><span style="font-size: large;"> time something like this has happened this year? As in, seven times the past FOUR months? </span><span style="font-size: large;">SMDH</span><span style="font-size: large;">.  </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">But as potentially horrible as that situation could have been, folks falling asleep on the job still makes more sense than the woman in </span><span style="font-size: large;">Newburgh</span><span style="font-size: large;"> who drove her four kids into the Hudson River after a fight with her boyfriend/ baby father.</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">BLANK STARE</span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">And what on it- Now that the 25 year-old killed herself and 3 of the 4 children, folks are coming forward to say that the woman had been behaving strangely and seemed overwhelmed in the weeks leading up to this tragedy. Really?  And no one thought to check up on her and offer to help?</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">I can&#8217;t. We need to be more to kind to one another. Life is hard, everyone could use a helping hand.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">*gets off of soapbox &amp; starts to pray for the 10 year-old who managed to escape from the sinking car*</span></div>
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		<title>my bad homie&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/03/25/my-bad-homie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little known Mitzi Fact: I used to date a dude who refused to swim in the ocean. I mean, &#8216;ole boy would spend all day in a pool but when it came to the ocean? No ma&#8217;am. He straight up, would not go into the water any further than his knees. Ever. Why? &#8220;Cause things]]></description>
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<p><span  style="font-size:large;">Little known Mitzi Fact: I used to date a dude who refused to swim in the ocean. </span>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">I mean, &#8216;ole boy would spend all day in a pool but when it came to the ocean? No ma&#8217;am. He straight up, would not go into the water any further than his knees. Ever. </span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Why?  </span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">&#8220;Cause things we can&#8217;t always see live in there.&#8221;- the ex-BF</span>
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<div><b><span  style="font-size:large;">BLANK STARE</span></b></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Naturally, as an avid swimmer and certified beach addict, his random explanation did not make a lick of sense to me. And I used to </span><b><span  style="font-size:large;">CLOWN</span></b><span  style="font-size:large;"> him. Mercilessly. </span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">But after viewing this CNN video taken off the coast of Florida? Well, let&#8217;s just say I now understand.</span></div>
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		<title>time to do some soul searching&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/03/24/time-to-do-some-soul-searching/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well err-um, alright then. How&#8217;s about I&#8217;m going to go on and file this video under, &#8220;Things That Make Me Feel Better About Sleeping In On Sunday Mornings.&#8221; My boy Jelani sent this to me and asked me to comment but honestly, I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s much to say aside from, the devil is a]]></description>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Well err-um, alright then.  How&#8217;s about I&#8217;m going to go on and file this video under, &#8220;Things That Make Me Feel Better About Sleeping In On Sunday Mornings.&#8221;</span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">My boy Jelani sent this to me and asked me to comment but honestly, I don&#8217;t think there&#8217;s much to say aside from, the devil is a busy man &amp; of course, let us pray.</span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Seriously.</span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Because I certainly understand people needing something to believe in to get through these hard times but dancing through dollars?  Well, lets just&#8230;</span></div>
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<div><b><span  style="font-size:large;">BLANK STARE</span></b></div>
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		<title>don&#8217;t just look, do something&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/03/15/dont-just-look-do-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta tell you, the headlines today really blew me: 6.1 aftershocks in Japan as the nuclear radiation wafts through the air, a Queens teen beat to death in a gay bias attack, the 3 year-old suffering through alcohol withdrawal in Britain, the giant panda that bit it&#8217;s San Diego zookeeper and yet another bus accident.]]></description>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Gotta tell you, the headlines today really blew me: 6.1 aftershocks in Japan as the nuclear radiation wafts through the air, a Queens teen beat to death in a gay bias attack, the 3 year-old suffering through alcohol withdrawal in Britain, the giant panda that bit it&#8217;s San Diego zookeeper and yet another bus accident. </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Oh and let us not forget the on-going drama in Cleavland, TX where the 11 year-old girl was viciously gang-raped by </span><b><span style="font-size: large;">EIGHTEEN</span></b><span style="font-size: large;"> boys &amp; men in a deserted FEMA trailer.</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">*shudders uncontrollably*</span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">I mean, it&#8217;s all good fine to be on our individual grinds but at a certain point, you gotta stop and look around. And then, take responsibility for what&#8217;s happening. I hope that everyone reading this post is involved in some sort of positive, community service that will change another person&#8217;s life for the better.  Cause it&#8217;s a small world.  And every day the crazy gets a little closer to our homes.</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">*gets off of soapbox &amp; volunteers more time w/ Hip Hop 4 Life*</span></b></div>
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		<title>think God was tired of Charlie Sheen too&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/03/11/think-god-was-tired-of-charlie-sheen-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 14:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I woke up and saw the weather, I started complain that it was still raining. But then I turned on the news (okay, really I logged into Twitter) and saw the tweets about the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and subsequent tsunami off the coast of Japan. And immediately, I what? Shut the hell up. And]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;">When I woke up and saw the weather, I started complain that it was still raining.  But then I turned on the news (okay, really I logged into Twitter) and saw the tweets about the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and subsequent tsunami off the coast of Japan. And immediately, I what? Shut the hell up. And I started to pray. </span>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">HARD.<br /></span></b>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Multiple TOWNS- not a couple of houses or cars- TOWNS full of men, women and children were completely washed away in a matter of minutes. </span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">*makes the sign of the cross*</span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Honestly, this is a helluva wake up call for the entire world. </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">My heart sincerely goes out to the families &amp; friends of anyone affected by the tragedy.</span></div>
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		<title>new patron saint of hoodrats&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/03/07/new-patron-saint-of-hoodrats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So err-umma yeah, about the ultimate gheotto ish that was last night&#8217;s season finale of VH1&#8217;s Basketball Wives&#8230; DEAD FISH EYES Normally, I prefer to simply voice my opinion on the reality TV tomfoolery on Twitter as it happens and then pretend I never saw the mess the next day. But I gotta tell you,]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2VjctnJd2Rw/TXUMrWLqaeI/AAAAAAAABpc/oGmZ8I8tHl8/s1600/DownloadedFile.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 279px; height: 181px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2VjctnJd2Rw/TXUMrWLqaeI/AAAAAAAABpc/oGmZ8I8tHl8/s320/DownloadedFile.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5581381252024003042" /></a><span style="font-size: large;">So err-umma  yeah, about the ultimate gheotto ish that was last night&#8217;s season finale of VH1&#8217;s Basketball Wives&#8230;</span>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">DEAD FISH EYES</span></b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Normally, I prefer to simply voice my opinion on the reality TV tomfoolery on Twitter as it happens and then pretend I never saw the mess the next day.  But I gotta tell you, Evelyn Lozada&#8217;s &#8220;performance&#8221; at Chad OchoCinco&#8217;s Cincinnati condo is worthy of additional airtime on the blog.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Why? Because out of all the chicks on that godawful show, she kept it 110% real.  </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">If you ever wondered why the majority of these athletes &amp; &#8220;ballers,&#8221; get so caught up and turned out by random dirty chicks like Kim Zoziack or Evelyn? Well my darlings, mystery solved. </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">It takes a certain mentality to break out the Kmart lingerie, thigh-high boots, and hop up on a dude&#8217;s lap you&#8217;ve only talked to over Skype- IN FRONT of an entire camera crew. Now had they been alone, that would&#8217;ve just been classified as grown folk business. Reckless but still, two consenting adults, I have no opinion. But the decision to make it happen for national TV?  Well&#8230;.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">That right there ladies &amp; gents, is a certified slut out mission to the highest power.  Cause please believe, there were at least four other people in that room with them.  And clearly, Ms. Lozada could have cared less.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Mind you, this is the same chick whose daughter is on her way to college this year. Pause. Can you imagine how she felt watching her mother get her ass palmed and carried up the stairs in return for a airplane ticket and plate of food??</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">BLANK STARE</span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Mmm-hmm, just KLASSY.</span></div>
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		<title>#planbetter&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit it. I started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter this morning. *hangs head in shame* I know, I know, I&#8217;m totally enabling the crazy. But I have to tell you, the tomfoolery is just so damn entertaining. And I don&#8217;t care how great folks say his performances were in &#8220;Two and A Half Men&#8221;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4kBKrsa5OP8/TW_GF1acBcI/AAAAAAAABpM/uD69C10QfXM/s1600/alg_cougars_brandon-davies.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 226px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4kBKrsa5OP8/TW_GF1acBcI/AAAAAAAABpM/uD69C10QfXM/s320/alg_cougars_brandon-davies.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5579896266874947010" /></a><span  style="font-size:large;">I admit it. I started following <span  style="color:#000099;"><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen">Charlie Sheen on Twitter</a></span> this morning.</span>
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<div><b><span  style="font-size:large;">*hangs head in shame*</span></b></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">I know, I know, I&#8217;m totally enabling the crazy.  But I have to tell you, the tomfoolery is just so damn entertaining. And I don&#8217;t care how great folks say his performances were in &#8220;Two and A Half Men&#8221; (&#8217;cause I have yet to watch a single episode), something tells me it hardly compares to the comedy that is now Charlie&#8217;s &#8220;tigersblood&#8221; and his &#8220;bi-winning.&#8221;</span></div>
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<div><b><span  style="font-size:large;">HEE-larious.</span></b></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Oh but I can tell you who&#8217;s <b>NOT</b> winning this morning: </span></div>
<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Bringham Young University basketball star, Brandon Davies.</span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Nope. Not one bit. Homeboy done got himself suspended for the rest of the season. Mmm-hmm&#8230; </span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">According to the Salt Lake Tribune, despite being t</span><span  style=" ;font-size:large;">he team&#8217;s leading rebounder and third leading scorer,</span><span  style="font-size:large;"> the forward was dismissed from the No. 3 Cougars for the rest of the season for breaking the school&#8217;s moral code when he-</span><b><span  style="font-size:large;">WAIT ON IT</span></b><span  style="font-size:large;">- admitted to engaging in sexual relations with his girlfriend.</span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">As most of you know, BYU is a private university run by the Church of Jesus Christ and the Latter-day Saints. And them folk in Utah do not play that ish. At. All. </span></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Apparently, the administration fully expects all its students to live up to the school&#8217;s Honor Code Statement which among other things includes abstaining from alcohol, coffee and living &#8220;a chaste and virtuous life.&#8221; </span></div>
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<div><b><span  style="font-size:large;">BLANK STARE w/ THREE LOONG BLINKS</span></b></div>
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<div><span  style="font-size:large;">Okay then&#8230; Ya&#8217;ll better stop playing the reindeer games with them Mormons.</span></div>
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<div><b><span  style="font-size:large;">*pours out a little holy water*</span></b></div>
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		<title>worth 5 minutes of your time&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/02/24/worth-5-minutes-of-your-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 16:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By now, anyone with a modicum of media awareness has heard about the ridiculously offensive anti-abortion billboard that the pro-life group Life Always has posted in Soho for the next 3 weeks. So I&#8217;m not going to bother ranting about the absurdity of it all, instead how about this: Don&#8217;t just be angry and offended,]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6xIaJCXF3nE/TWaS7Sx9QVI/AAAAAAAABo8/itlxAJsbFEk/s1600/022411abort.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 269px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6xIaJCXF3nE/TWaS7Sx9QVI/AAAAAAAABo8/itlxAJsbFEk/s320/022411abort.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5577306735896248658" /></a><span style="font-size: large;">By now, anyone with a modicum of media awareness has heard about the ridiculously offensive anti-abortion billboard that the pro-life group Life Always has posted in Soho for the next 3 weeks. So I&#8217;m not going to bother ranting about the absurdity of it all,  instead how about this:</span>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Don&#8217;t just be angry and offended, </span><b><span style="font-size: large;">DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT</span></b><span style="font-size: large;">.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">The name of the woman that approved this ad and it&#8217;s placement is </span><b><span style="font-size: large;">Mary Bentley</span></b><span style="font-size: large;">. Her office phone number is </span><b><span style="font-size: large;">214.520.9188</span></b><span style="font-size: large;">. (No, she doesn&#8217;t even live in NYC.  She lives in Texas)</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">CALL HER </span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Tell her how offensive you find the billboard and it&#8217;s placement. Demand that they remove it immediately.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Everyone has a right to voice their opinion, including pro-lifers. However, considering how FEW African Americans reside in the SoHo area, it certainly seems as if the message is more of a statement ABOUT African-Americans as opposed to FOR African-Americans. </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Which is </span><b><span style="font-size: large;">RACIST</span></b><span style="font-size: large;">.</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Oh and please be clear; while the statistics being quoted may be true, those numbers <b>DO NOT</b> include terminations performed at private medical facilities. READ: where women with money &amp; access choose to have their unwanted pregnancies discreetly handled.</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">BLANK STARE</span></b></div>
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		<title>a Black History month gift from G.Payton&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/02/16/a-black-history-month-gift-from-g-payton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 05:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YOOOOOOOO! What in the wide-nostril-cross-dressing- hell is this?? Like forreal, is this clown really on YouTube rhapsodizing about his damn wig $5 wig? Talking &#8217;bout, &#8220;Dis is &#8216;Still I Rise&#8217; hair; the hope &#38; dream of the slave. Dis is for the colored girls who have considered suicide when the rainbow is enuf- but if]]></description>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">YOOOOOOOO! What in the wide-nostril-cross-dressing- hell is this??</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Like forreal, is this clown really on YouTube rhapsodizing about his damn wig $5 wig? </span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Talking &#8217;bout, &#8220;Dis is &#8216;Still I Rise&#8217; hair; the hope &amp; dream of the slave. Dis is for the colored girls who have considered suicide when the rainbow is enuf- but if them girls was laid, they wouldn&#8217;t have been considering suicide.&#8221;</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">BLANK STARE</span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">You know what, no. Just no. I don&#8217;t care what I see or hear, the devil is a  liar.</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">*logs off of life &amp; goes to glory*</span></b></div>
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		<title>so not the desired effect&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mitzimoments.com/2011/02/08/so-not-the-desired-effect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 14:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mitzi]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MMM-kay. So about this new commercial for Khloe &#38; Lamar&#8217;s new unisex perfume?? Why does watching it make my skin crawl? There&#8217;s something so NOT sexy and honestly, kinda scheevy about the way her equally long and wide limbs wrap themselves around this man. And not for nothing, why does he sound more soft spoken]]></description>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">MMM-kay.  So about this new commercial for Khloe &amp; Lamar&#8217;s new unisex perfume??</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">Why does watching it make my skin crawl?</span></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">There&#8217;s something so NOT sexy and honestly, kinda scheevy about the way her equally long and wide limbs wrap themselves around this man.  And not for nothing, why does he sound more soft spoken than her?  Like she&#8217;s trying to whisper but that just his tone- naturally. And then watching her kiss him. Nope. Too much.</span></div>
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<div><b><span style="font-size: large;">*shudders uncontrollably*</span></b></div>
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<div><span style="font-size: large;">I don&#8217;t know, maybe it&#8217;s just too early in the morning for me to be thinking this kinda nonsense. But between you and me, the entire commercial looks like it stinks.</span></div>
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